#idk MAN

[thestrangelyalwaysconfused]

normally I hate spiders but this is actually really fucking cool

[radiationwoman]

oopsy :3

[aromanticsuzuya]

let's all hold hands and paws and whatever else and stop policing other beings' identities ok?

"you can't choose!" "it's always spiritual!" "you need to use X label instead of Y!" "it's always this, and it's actually that!"

shhhh. we are holding hands and paws and whatever else and realizing experiences vary and alterhumanity doesn't always look a certain specific way. ok?

[kasspergh]

Pilot huntlow doodles

she's about to feed him to her plants

[eldritchbeingisbored]

when I say autism won I mean autism made me a winner (even if it's winner in being the nerdiest and the award is only in my mind)

Like autism won if I wrote 3k words in my short story (is it a novella if it is 22k words and counting?)

i honestly forget that autism mums say 'autism won today' to mean like their kid had a meltdown and that they are ableist. like nooo autism win means something like i found something cool out about my special interest or i managed to avoid a meltdown or i got to infodump!!!!! autism win is good!!!!!!

[louthewizard]

Kremy Lecroux is the real mlm cuz hes gay and scams people

[eatmyheartoutjpg]

𓇻 𝗣𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗔𝗚 ʲᵃʸᶜᵉ ᵗᵃˡⁱˢ ˣ ᵍⁿ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ

𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 ;; Short fic. Platonic (can be seen as rom). Do not take seriously. SFW. Jayce builds a machine to measure strength and you test it. 𝘼/𝙉 ;; On Thanksgiving break so I am CRANKINGG these puppies out. Thank you past me for keeping all these drafts!! (Yes, some drafts are like months old, but I'm refurnishing them)

11.23.24

The soft hum of electricity filled the air, mingling with the occasional crackle of energy as Jayce adjusted the parameters of his latest creation. In the heart of his lab, surrounded by glowing blue lights and the faint scent of hot metal, he admired the device with a grin.

The Hextech Force Gauge—a machine designed to measure the raw force behind his punches—standing tall, its sleek design glinting in the light. It was his latest excuse to show off the power of Hextech-enhanced strength.

He clenched his gauntleted fist, giving the device a mock salute. "Alright, let's see what you've got." He spoke to himself with glee.

With a deep breath, he pulled back his arm and slammed his fist into the device. A sharp clang echoed through the room, followed by a flash of light as the gauge's display flickered to life.

"7,482 kilonewtons," he read aloud, smirking. "Not bad."

He reset the machine and tried again with his hammer, the impact reverberating through the lab. The screen displayed an even larger number, much to his satisfaction. "8,952. Better."

As Jayce prepared for another round of testing, the door to his lab creaked open. He looked up, startled. You stepped inside, your curious gaze scanning the myriad of gadgets, blueprints, and glowing contraptions scattered around.

"Sorry to interrupt," you said, hands raised in mock surrender. "Just couldn’t help myself. Your lab’s like a beacon of light from outside, loud too."

Jayce chuckled, brushing a hand through his messy hair, it was clear he spent a long time working. "No worries. Just testing out my latest invention. Wanna see?"

You nodded, stepping closer. The machine stood tall and intimidating, its surface polished to perfection.

"What does it do?" you asked, leaning in for a better look.

"It measures force." Jayce explained, puffing out his chest slightly. "Hextech-enhanced, of course. Gives me a readout of just how much power I’m packing."

"Cool," you said, your eyes lighting up. "Can I try?"

Jayce blinked, caught off guard. "Uh, sure. I mean, I usually use one of my gauntlets or hammers to—"

You didn’t let him finish. Rolling your shoulders, you stepped up to the device, planting your feet firmly on the ground.

You gave him a confident grin and balled your fist. Focusing all your strength, you pulled back and threw a punch with everything you had.

The impact was immediate and deafening. The room seemed to shake as your fist connected with the machine, a shockwave rippling outward. Jayce stumbled backward, eyes wide, as sparks flew from the device. The screen flickered violently before stabilizing.

"Unreadable," the display finally read.

For a moment, there was silence. Jayce stared at the number, then at the slight dent in the reinforced metal surface of the gauge.

"You’ve got to be kidding me," he muttered, stepping forward to inspect the damage.

"Good?" you asked, flexing your fingers.

"Good?" Jayce echoed, his voice rising an octave. "That’s insane! I’ve been working with Hextech enhancements for years, and you just—" He gestured wildly at the device. "—punched it! Barehanded!"

You awkwardly shrugged, a sheepish smile creeping onto your face. "Guess I’m stronger than I thought."

Jayce ran a hand down his face, his mind racing. "Do you even know what this means? Your raw strength—without any enhancements—outpaces what most people can do with Hextech."

"Neat," you said casually, though the corners of your mouth twitched upward in amusement, still unsure of what he was getting at.

Jayce narrowed his eyes. "You’re not taking this seriously. You could… I don’t know, shatter walls, stop a runaway train—"

"Or win an arm-wrestling match against you?" you teased.

He groaned, throwing his hands up. "Great. Now I’ll never hear the end of this."

The two of you burst into laughter, the tension dissipating. Jayce shook his head, a grin tugging at his lips.

"Alright, powerhouse," he said, crossing his arms. "You’ve got my attention. Let’s see what else you can do."

And so began a series of tests, challenges, and, of course, a lot of playful banter. Who knew stumbling into Jayce’s lab would reveal a strength you never knew you had?

ˢᵉᵛᵉⁿ

[averagekindergartenfan]

Friendship Bracelet 2: Electric Boogaloo

I already made a video (an old one) with this audio but shhhh. Also we need character layering because this is NAWT it😭😭😭 Also the right oc is made by @k41tlyns-1nf3rn0  

[charlies-a-thief]

I dunno how to caption this one haha..

[factual-flittermouse]

So many options :)

[coolguyoninternet]

Who's to say the kkomas don't wear like stay-at-home gamers too

biblically accurate Secretive Plotter's N'gai loungewear. this is how he looked pre-1863 cosplay

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

Okay so there’s a character called the father and there’s a character called the son however the son is not the fathers son, the fathers son was pushed of a building by the sons sister, the prince, and their father is the white death but he’s not called the father. And the father also has a father himself but he’s called the elder. And there’s no other male characters in this movie that have fathers that are shown on screen so they cannot be called the son.

Wait what

[nyx-thedragon]

has anyone ever considered the possibility of a Spot Conlon and Sarah Jacobs friendship? cuz i feel like there might be some potential for a good friendship there, idk

[breezysuffers]

headcanon that for a long time, everyone treated dear as the sane person in the group. everyone’s a little crazy, but dear’s just a normal, chill guy/gn. but the more comfortable they got, some things started to appear. most commonly that even though they are an incredibly busy person, every single game they play is completed in two weeks. i mean 112% percent exploration in open world games, every achievement and hidden achievement in everything ever. lasko introduced them to elden ring and by the next time he mentioned it they were completely done. one time the damn crew did a challenge to see who could finish a 500 piece puzzle the fastest and dear finished in 17 minutes (they have so many puzzles framed in their house it’s a bit scary). so no, dear isn’t normal at all.

[sakiyaki-sashimi]

My nerds look like an aliens colorblind test

“Well, zeep-zorp, what number do you see?”

“Um… Zakteen????”

“I’m so sorry but no, it was Eleventhorp”